You open your eyes, just like when they closed you're in a dark place. But several things are different. For one the floor you're laying in seems to be made of wood, and for another instead of being a human pretzel (you pray to god you don't change into that next) you were laying straight out, your feet and arms pressed against your body, while you were looking straight up. As per usual you try to move, and as usual, no dice. You sigh and wait for your eyes to adjust to the lack of light. Before you can do that however you feel the whole floor begin moving to the left, "AHH!!" you scream as you are thrown into something, and as light blinds you. You feel something large, grab your body blocking out the light. You come to realize, thanks to your experience as your sister's cell phone, that it was a human hand. You try to squirm but can't. You look up at your 'owners' face. Its a woman's face, you've never met her before though. She looks about twenty, with dirty blonde hair, fair skin, and you can see green eyes behind her glasses.You can see your reflection in those glasses and discover that you have become a pen, you groan and yelp as she quickly brings you down to paper. She begins to drag your feet across it. You feel an odd sensation, its almost like you are pissing yourself and its running down your legs into your toes. You feel disgusted as she uses this to right her letter. You look down to see what your urine, or rather, your ink, has written. "Dear Jaime " it said "I'm going to be running some errands around town, I'll be home around 4. There's meat loaf in the fridge and I need you to put the veggies in the crock pot at 2. When i get home we can eat and then I can give you an oral 'exam'" this last sentence makes you want to puke. But you don't have time to think about that as she lifts you from the paper and starts bringing you up towards her face.You hope that she's realized that you're not really a pen, but no such luck. She puts your head in her mouth and starts sucking on it. You are completely grossed out, you know where this mouth has been. She continues to suck then she moves your head to the side of her mouth and bites down. You scream. It feels like you're getting your head pushed into a car crusher covered in spikes. She continues to bite on you as she thinks about what to write next. After an eternity she takes you out and writes "Love you hone, see you later. Laura" She draws a heart around her name and slips you into her purse. You groan, your head still throbbing from when she chewed on you, after a bit of time you feel the tugging sensation which means your about to change. But you pass out before you figure out what you're changing into.