Evening time always means dinner time for our two big butted heroes. They had lumbered their way, in their casual, everyday clothes of course, to the pizza place near Assman's mansion.
"Evenin' fellas," said the man behind the counter who was tossing some dough. "The usual I bet?"
Assman smiled and nodded, jiggling his way over to the booth made especially for him and Butt Boy. The benches were wide and plush for their big rears while the tables were fitted to allow for their big thighs to fit underneath and their guts to fit behind them.
"Of course, Joe," Assman said as he and Butt Boy took their seats. "And I'll get a pitcher of beer. Butt Boy?"
"Root Beer's fine with me, Joe," Butt Boy smiled.
The two sat and made chitchat as a few other patrons came in and sat at their respective tables. No one even seemed to notice the likeness of the two big butted boys to the town's superheroes. Joe walked over and set down a big pie in front of each man.
"Extra cheese, spicy sauce, spicy pepperoni, and spicy sausage," Joe said before getting the pitches of beverages. "And the beers for you both. Careful boys. You're gonna get some major... intestinal... effects if you keep eatin' this spicy."
The two just chuckled and Assman picked up his first slice as if toasting Joe, "That's the point, Joey!"
He wolfed the slice down and went in for the next one as Butt Boy just smiled and shrugged innocently when Joe looked at him. They continued to eat as Joe went over to attend to other customers.
"So, As-... er... Nick, what should we do tonight?" Butt Boy asked his mentor before taking a sip of root beer.
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