John had spent the entire night dancing, drinking, and taking photos of all the celebrity girls he could find. It was getting late in the evening and he was thoroughly enamored, and a small group of girls on the opposite side of the club had noticed this and, seeing as they utterly loathed John, decided to take action. The girls were Lindsay Lohan, her sister Ali Lohan, Britney Spears, and her sister Jamie Lynn Spears.
The four of them had come across some shady contracts and under-the-counter deals to get ahold of their weapon of choice, but they were confident in its potency. Britney, the oldest of the four, removed the small vial from her purse, she was to make the drop.
She walked idly over to John, standing at the bar as usual, chatting with a group of girls that clearly didn't enjoy his company. She approached him, "Hey, John, how are you doin tonight?" John grinned, "I'm doing just fine, *hiccup*, how abou' you, pretty lady? Can I take your picture...ma'am?" Britney stepped back a ways, trying to hide the cringe on her face from the foul odor of alcohol rising from her suitor. "No, no thanks. I was just stopping by to see how you were doing. you look like you're having fun. Can I get you something to drink, John?"
You were completely fine with idea of havnig another drink, despite already being totally wasted. I mean, what the fuck, it was Friday night, what were you supposed to be doing? You accepted in your typical, wavering voice, "Yeah...that'd be great. I love you, Britney." Britney just forced a smile, "Yep. Okay then, John. Ah, here's your drink." She took the glass and, while you were oogling some random babe's butt as she walked by, slipped the potion into your drink.
She looked up at you and passed the drink. "Have anice night, John. I'll be seeing you later." You smiled, completely unaware of what that might encounter was going to entail."