Now within the floating fortress in Earth's orbit, where the mightiest and hungriest female heroes went about saving the world, the Bat family had all gathered in a laboratory run by Ray Palmer, better know as, The Atom.
"Now, what I'm about to suggest may seem...unorthadox, but I assure it will give Robin his life back." he told the heroes. Every one of them smiled brightly as their salvation had come in the form of science. Batman was especially happy. Not only would he not lose Robin, but he hated magic. Besides, last time he saw Zatanna she suggested turning Robin into a pair of panties, so if this did work, he was going to make sure she didn't get within thirty feet of the soon to be healthy boy wonder.
"First, in order exceptionally slow down the poison's effect, I'll have to shrink Robin." he told them. While he said that like he was talking about the weather, Gotham's cape and cowl heroes were less sure about all this. Still, with Robin's life hanging in Ray's hand, they said nothing as he opened up his belt and pulled out the dwarf white star matter than enabled him to become the Atom.
He held it above Robin, but beneath a light that was connected to the table he was on. As soon as the space material entered the light ray, Robin felt himself growing smaller and smaller, costume and all. He just watched as the whole world seemed to become giant until the light above looked more like the sun. Switching it off, Ray let the others get a good look at the boy who was now a bit shorter than an action figure.
"Are you okay Robin?" Batgirl asked put her chin on the edge of the table. Walking up to the face of a girl that somehow seemed to have gotten even bigger and rounder, Robin took in Barbarra's beauty for a moment. Even through her mask he always saw how lovely she was, not to mention how unbelievably sexy her fat had made her, and now at his size, she seemed more like a tubby godess.
"I feel...fine." Robin established. He felt perfectly normal now, like there was nothing wrong with him. Seemed like the smaller he was, the slower the toxin came to killing his body. He smiled up at Barbarra who gave him the biggest and brightest smile he had ever seen. Then out of nowhere, a rather devious look came upon the girl who had given his virginity to "You look so cute, I could just eat you up." Seems somebody was feeling better.
"Stay focussed Batgirl." the Atom reminded her. Getting everyone's attention again, Robin looked up at the man that still held the secret to his cure. "I may have slowed down his body's degeneration, but the posion is still in is system, and as far as I know, there's only one 'procedure' that might work."
Batman became a bit suspicious of his heroic colleague then. He'd been putting some rather strange emphasis on his words, and what exactly being clear as to what needed to be done next. If he knew how to cure Robin, he should just come right out and say it. It was the guilty kitty who spoke up though "What kind of 'procedure'?"
Seeing that he was going to have to say it sooner or later, the Atom just explained "Well the only way to truely cure Robin would for him to get a completely new body. Unfortunately, the time it would take to clone one would take far too long, and then there's the whole brain switching thing which just opens up a whole can of dangers. However, I believe that if properly inserted inside of Catwoman's womb, Robin could effectively be impregnated into her and be reborn as himself....most likely. All he'd have to is be one lucky sperm in Batman's equipment."
You catch all that?