Danny and Sam sat down at their usual table at the Nasty Burger. They placed their orders, and waited patiently.
"Hey Danny, there's something I've been meaning to tell you..." Sam said.
"What's up?" Danny said.
"Danny, I think you've put on some weight." Sam said.
"Huh?" Danny said. He then looked down at his stomach, and noticed that he had put on 2 or 3 pounds. "Well, ghosts haven't been attacking recently, so I guess I haven't been getting much exercise. You're lucky."
"What do you mean?" Sam said.
"Well, you're a vegitarian." Danny said. "Everyone knows vegitarians can't gain weight."
"Oh, we can't, huh?" Sam said, slightly offended.
"Yeah, all you eat is veggies and tofu." Danny said.
"Danny, of course I can gain weight!" Sam said.
"Nowhere near as much as anyone else." Danny said.
"Would you like to make a bet out of that?" Sam said.
"Alright Sam, I bet you in one month I can gain more weight than you." Danny said.
"You're on!" Sam said. "When I'm done, they'll need a truck to get me to school!"
"Oh yeah?" Danny said. "Well I'll need to be air-lifted!"
When their orders came, the two pigged out, determined to outdo the other by any means necessary. When they finished their first orders, they ordered twice as much as they had before and pigged out once again. Eventually they were too full to continue any more, so they went home to sleep off their big meals...
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