(Zoro, Sanji)
"And now, we present to you the song "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" by Zoro and Sanji from One Piece!!!"
The crowd gave a loud round of cheers, and said cheers only incrased when the performers entered the stage.
"Thank you, everyone! Thank you very much!!!"
"Oy, oy! Must you be so loud all the time?"
"Shut up, you apathic and depressive ruffian."
"What was that?!"
"You heard me. You're so serious and ill mannered all the time! One could say that you're practicly an old man, already!"
"Why you...!"
"Now, now, boys. Instead of wasting your nergy arguing, put that energy to a better use and sing, siNG, SING!!!"
"Okay! You're right!"
"Let's fo this, already."
*Music starts playing*
Sanji:
Ah! With this hat and this beard, I'll bt just like Saint Claus! Ho, ho, ho!!!
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel! *clack, clack, clack*
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad bannana with a greasy black peel
Zoro:
Just face the music
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch, yes you are
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul -oul, Mr Grinch
Sanji + Zoro:
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
And no one denies it!
Sanji:
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr Grinch
Sanji + Zoro:
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!!!
As soon as the song ended, the crowd exploded in cheers and a rain of roses, litterally fell upon the two pirates. Sanji, of course, tried to pick every single one, while Zoro didn't cared at all and gave his trademark expressionless face.
"Well, everybody! That was it! Thank you, Zoro and Sanji for your time."
"You're welcome! If you want us to sing again, just give a call!"
"Yeah, whatever."
Then the two returned to their own worlds.
"Okay, folks, let's greet our next concurrent(s)! Give a warm welcome to...!!!
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