You immediately come out of the hypnotic state and shake your head rapidly. You're stunned at what you just heard.
"Whoa, wait? Whoa...what?! You wanna have an armpit farting contest?!"
"Sure, why not? Nothing's wrong with making fart songs with your armpit right?"
"Uh...right? So um...what if I say no?"
"You spend the night in my bowels."
"What if I lose the battle?"
"You spend the night in my bowels."
You shriek. The last thing you wanted was to go to sleep inside of a werewolf's bowels, getting digested by his stomach acids and most likely succumbing to the effects. You simply sigh and rub your head.
"Okay. I accept. Let's get this over with."
The both of you start putting your hands under your arms and make disgusting rude farty noises, laughing at each other when you were done with your little solo performance.
"All right, all right. You're pretty good." said the werewolf.
"Damn straight I'm good!"
The werewolf chuckled devilishly and started grunting when he put his hand under his arm again. He made four loud arm farts and grunted heavily, hiking up his right leg and wagging his tail like crazy. The weird thing is, he sighed heavily afterwards and the last arm fart lasted for five seconds.
"Whoa. That last one actually sounded real!"
The werewolf laughed loudly. "It was!"
"Wha..."
You sniff the air twice and groan with detest, holding your nose and wafting the horrible odor away. The werewolf decided to cheat and disguised his musical arm fart noises with actual real farts that stunk like crazy.
"Oh, my God! What did you eat!?"
"Twenty pounds of roadkill. Most of them were skunks." said the werewolf.
"Now if you don't want me to eat you, I suggest we continue this battle. Right now!" growled the werewolf.
"I can't play if you keep farting like this for real!"
"Haven't you heard of handicaps?! Now play, less you want me to devour you this very second!"
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