"Well since you say my breath stinks so bad, how's about we travel further south and you get a whiff of my feet?!" asked the werewolf.
"WHAT!! I don't know what you've been stepping in! What if you stepped in dog you-know-what?!"
The werewolf laughs evilly and lifts his brown hairy foot so that it's mere inches away from your nose. You could already smell a horrible stench emitting from the soles and was beginning to think the werewolf just finished marching through a field of Limburger cheese. You hold you mouth shut to prevent yourself from vomiting.
"HA HA HA HA!! Take a whiff!"
"I can already smell it from here; they stink!"
"Is that so? How's about you do the other foot?" says the werewolf, lifting his other foot.
This time however, he shoves his noisome foot all over your face so you make sure you're able to get a strong whiff of his stinky feet. The smell makes your eyes burn and you realize that your face must have some odd type of crud that came off the werewolf's foot. You're just glad none of it got inside your mouth.
"So tell me human, how'd that one smell?"
"Like my gym bag from high school! Can you please cut me down from this tree now?!" you plead.
The werewolf laughed heartily. "We're just getting started!"
"Aw, maaaaannn!"
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