"I gotta funny idea," Said Tran, "What is the one thing worse than our gas?"
The other four elephants shrugged, not knowing.
"Sheesh, our poop thats what! I've been holding in crap for almost three days now, how about we put it all to good use!"
Snorty seemed to like the thought. "Ha! I like the idea! How should we do it?"
Tran shrugged. "Beats me, use your imagination! Can't be to hard to rain on the parades of all these people, come up with somthing!"
The other elephants started to look excited, more and more of them coming around to the idea of causing mayhem. "Hell, lets do it!" Exclaimed Harwin.
"Hey, maybe if we're really lucky, we can close this stinking prison down!" Added Davis.
"Amen!" Shouted all five of the elephants.
Tran nodded, glad they supported his plan. "Alright, here's how we do this. They are going to put us into our pens in a few minutes, but after that, they are having that HUGE show with that moron of a magician over on the other side of the grounds. With the rest of the park being almost empty, you guys can walk about, pretending your in some kind of parade, and then do your worst!"
"Wait, what about you?" Asked Davis. "You're sitting out?"
Tran nodded sadly. "Someone has to make sure nobody comes in. If anyone does, i'll hit the intercom with my trunk and you all better start running on back over here!"
Though slightly dissapointed about one of their own being left behind, the other elephants agreed and shuffled off towards their pens. The five obendiently went into thier stalls and waited for the bell that signaled the beginning of the magicians show.
"Showtime!" Tran said softly, causing snickers amongst his compatriots.
With practiced efficiency, Tran used his trunk to steal the keys off the board in front of his large cage. Like a fool, the handler always left his keys in the same spot, on the pin-up board across from Trans cage. It took tran but a second to snach the keys, afterwhich he unlocked his cage and then tossed the keys to his brothers.
"Have fun guys!"