"You have to clean my butt!"
"Bullshit!" shouted Calvin.
"No, it's elephant shit and it's spread all over my ass! So clean it off!"
"But--what about Daila?! She started this!"
"What? Oh, you go get me some bananas and peanuts; I'm gettin' kinda hungry."
"Okay." said Daila.
"WHAT?! She gets to collect bananas and I have to clean your fat ass?!" whined Calvin.
The elephant turned around and reveal his grotesque gray butt covered in dried up elephant dung, with flies buzzing around it. Even worse, the elephant started to squirt out a few bubbly farts in Calvin's face, causing him to groan.
"Don't be afraid to go inside the hole. I want it squeaky clean!"
Calvin shuddered and moaned loudly, running across the dead leaves to get a stick off the ground. He picked up the stick with his mouth and raised it to the elephant's rear end, rubbing the stick back and forth, scraping off the excrement. The elephant sighed contently.
"Thanks man! My ass has been itching all day!"
The elephant then farted upon Calvin's face real loudly, blasting stinky hot gas into his eyes, causing them to burn.
"Oops. Excuse me."
"Shut up! You did that on purpose!"
"Yeah, but this is an accident."
The elephant lowered his rear to the ground and sat on Calvin, wiggling his butt all over the place. When the elephant stood back up, Calvin's body was shoved halfway up his butt.
"This isn't gonna end well..."
"Hey, where's Calvin?" asked Daila, returning.
"Um...he's stuck. I think you gotta pull him out." laughed the elephant.
Daila sighed heavily when he looked into the elephant's butt and saw Calvin's tail wiggling like crazy, wanting to get free. She bit down hard on Calvin's tail and pulled her body back, eventually yanking Calvin's body out the elephant's ass. Calvin gasped loudly and started screaming and shaking like crazy, getting the dung all over Daila.
"What the hell Calvin?!"
The elephant started eating the bananas and peanuts that Daila got for him and began to walk away.
"Thanks guys! You've been a great help!"
The elephant blasted one last fart before departing, causing Daila and Calvin to groan with disgust again.
"Sorry!" shouted the elephant.
"So...what should we do now? I'm pretty sure you don't want to sleep anymore."
"Well, my dad wanted to see me today for errand, but my other friend, Lyle the porcupine, wanted to show me something important. I guess we could..."
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