eat exotic fruits and blow elephant gas around the tourists.
"Heh heh! Let's go eat some guava and bananas and go come back here. I wonder what'll happen when we stick our butts in their faces and pass gas!" said Harwin, excitedly.
"YES!! I'm so sick of this kid hitting me in the back!"
All of the elephants waited for the humans to get off before they began to traverse around the jungle, eating several different types of fruits and vegetables. Of course, Snorty went overboard and started eating really hot spicy red peppers that caused him to have spicy hot airy farts.
"Not so much Snorty! Last time, I had to blow water up your butt to cool you off!" said Kyle.
"Don't worry! I'll be careful!"
After eating for about 10 minutes, the elephants were starting to digest and waited about another hour or two before their bowels started to act up. Tran's was the first to gurgle.
"Uh-oh! Here it comes!"
The elephants all looked at each other and chuckled mischievously.
"Watch how the pro does it. You gotta act natural otherwise, they'll know you're fucking with them."
Tran slowly walked behind a tourist and began to walk in front of him. Then he sighed heavily and blasted several bubbly elephants right next to the tourist like it was nothing.
"Nice one Tran!" complemented Harwin.
"Smells like shit! Let me try it!" said Kyle.
Kyle walked in front of two kids with cameras and made sure they were positioned right behind his butt. Then he lifted his trunk and got a couple of leaves off the trees, which was when he blew his fart at the kids.
"EW!! Daddy! The elephant farted on us!" whined a little girl.
All the elephants laughed hysterically and waited for Snorty to pop in.
"Silent but deadly bitches!"
"What?" asked Harwin.
Snorty simply sat down and waited for the gas to excrete from his anus.
"OOH! That was a hot one! Whew, really stinky too!"
"What was...AW MAN!! That's burning my nose Snorty! Who farts like that?!!" said Davis.
"A master, that's who!"
Many of the tourists were already running away and were holding their nose, trying to waft the smell away. Harwin and Davis walked in front of the fleeing tourists and blocked their path with their massive asses. Everytime they tried to walk around, they'd just block 'em again.
"Here it comes!"
Davis and Harwin squatted and waved their tails back and forth, just in time to blast a loud stinky fart that sounded like a balloon releasing air into a can. It lasted for three seconds and sounded really wet. The tourists, fed up with the stink, began to run away.
"That's right assholes! You better run!" said Davis.
"That was so awesome man! What should we do now?" asked Snorty.
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