In the midst of the Amazon Rainforest were a large colony of female lions who patrolled the area and rules half the forest with an iron fist. The other half of the forest was ruled by the lions and other kinds of animals in that genre. Many of these lions were large, almost the size of an SUV or a bus even due to some genetic defect. The Amazon lionesses were a lot more intimidating than the other lionesses and took their orders from their leader, who was currently residing back inside their lair. Right now, a couple of the lionesses were walking through the thick jungle looking for any anomalies that occurred.
"Hey, when was the last time someone searched the caves for any rubies?"
"I hear all the caves were full of dormant volcanoes that could spring into action at any moment."
"Which is why we should find the rubies before they get fried into dust!"
"Meh. If I were you Shawna, I'd just leave them alone. The last thing we need is to have is someone--"
"What the..."
One of the giant female lions sniffed the air several times before trotting through thick brush. The lioness looked through a set of ferns and saw a human being sleeping next to a tree. By the looks of his clothing and how worn out they were, he must've been a tourist who got lost inside the forest. Either way, the human was invading their land without permission.
"What's a human doing in OUR forest?!?!"
The rest of the lionesses spotted the human being and started growling and sniffing him, licking their maws and lifting their paws to lash the man's face off.
"All trespassers must be punished by death!!"
"I thought the trespassers get pooped and farted on?"
"No, those are the lions."
"I'm pretty sure it's the humans."
"No, if we find a human, we capture them and hand them over to the lions so they can do the dirty work."
"But that doesn't seem like fun! It's been a while since I've peed on someone and I gotta use the bathroom real bad!"
The leader of the lioness group sigh exasperatedly.
"Okay, let's take a vote: We can either mark the human with our poop and urine or drag him over to the lions and let them deal with him."
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