You spun your head around just in time to see a giant blue butt looming before you. You have just enough time to think 'Oh crap,' before a gigantic fart escaped the behind. It lasted five seconds, giving you enough time to roll your eyes. The tall blue ogre turns around laughing his head off.
Needless to say, you're mildly annoyed. "Ok, haha Bolen, you got me."
"Got you?" Bolen said between laughs, "I'm almost twice your size and I can still creep up on you!" It was true: Bolen was taller than you, fatter than you, and had bigger feet than you and yet you never once caught him before he pulled this prank on you. "Anyway, wanna hang?"
Despite the fact he just attacked you, the prospect of hanging seemed like a good idea. "Okay, let's head inside and get some grub."
As you made your way into the house, Bolen's stomach gurgled ominously. He rubbed it, slightly uncomfortable. "Oh, I forgot to mention, I had a squirrel or something last night and I think it might have been diseased. Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure, so long as pop is finished."
Bolen sniffed the air. "I thought something smelled familiar."
You two made your way to the toilet. The big, fat orange ogre that was your father had just left the bathroom, scratching his big bottom. "Argh, that smarts!" he said.
"Hey, Gareg" Bolen saluted your father.
"Nice to see you Bolen, how's the family?"
"Fine." Bolen's backside let out a BBRRRRAAPTS.
Your father glanced at your friend's backside. "Sounds like you need to go."
Bolen nodded, pain starting to show on his face.
"Well, he'll have to wait," a female voice said. You looked down the hall and saw your black-skinned mother, naked, walking down the hall. She was thin but incredibly muscled as all ogresses were. Bolen watched her, speechless. "We all had swamp snakes last night, and mine are aching to get out." She eyed you. "Farzaz, watch your rear: you'll start feeling them too in a minute."
You felt an aching pain traveling down your viscera. Your face contorted a little as a wet fart escaped. "They already are," you said.
Who uses the toilet first?
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