In sunday school the teacher asks the group "What part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Lil' Suzie answers "I think its your hands because you put them together when you pray"
David interupts "No its your chest because thats where your heart is and thats where the power of Jesus lives"
The teacher says "Good answers, anyone else have an opinion?"
Lil' Johnny raises his hand and says "I think its your legs"
The teacher, well aware of Johnny's misunderstanding of things reluctantly asks "Why do you think that?"
He answers:
"Because last night I saw my mommy in bed with the neighbor with her legs straight up in the air screaming "Oh God im comming!""
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