A bear was chasing a rabbit through the woods. They passed a frog who yelled "Stop chasing eachother and I will grant you both 3 wishes each." They agreed and sat still in front of the frog. The bear went first, "I wish that all the bears in this forest, except for me, were female." The frog croaked, and it was so. The rabbit thought for a minute and got an evil little twinkle in his eye. "I wish for a motorcycle helmet." The frog croaked and a helmet appeard next to the rabbit. The bear gave the rabbit a strange look but was too selfish to understand his intentions. The bear wished again "I wish all the bears in the entire world, except for me, were female"
the frog croaked, and it was so. The rabbit almost imediatly spoke up "I wish for a motorcycle" the frog croaked and a motorcycle appeard. The bear thought for a moment..."I wish that I could live having constant sex for the rest of my life" The frog croaked and it was so. The rabbit chuckled softly to himself then straped on his helmet, climed onto the motorcycle and started it up. He looks at the bear, smirks evily and then says to the frog...
"I wish the bear was gay" then took off like a bat outta hell.
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