Three explorers were shipwrecked on a tropical island.As they walked further into the jungle they came across a tribe of natives.They were then brought to the tribes village as prisoners.The chief offered them a deal:they complete 2 tasks or they die.They all agreed.The first task was to gather ten types of fruit and report back for the second task.Bob and Jeff,being the fastest gathered their fruit first and reported back.While they waited for Larry,their slow friend to return the chief began their second task.They had to shove all ten peices of fruit up their ass while making no noise,or they die on the spot.Bob had choosen ten apples and only got three up his ass before moaning in pain,so they cut off his head.Jeff luckily had picked ten small grapes and fared much better.However on the final one he burst out laughing,and he too,had his head cut off.Bob and Jeff both meet in haven.Bob says"Dude, you almost had it, why'd you laugh!!!!!!????"So Jeff says"I saw Larry walking back with an armload of pineapples!"
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