Chapter #2My roommate is a wang-ster, homophobe, dick. by: Unknown alright, I have time to bitch and moan, so here's my opinion on all gangster wannabes:
They're not cool, they look like 90's rejects that think they're hot shit (they got the last part right -.-) just because they own Bebe Guns and a swiss army knife.
So guess what? Before I even got to start freshman year at High Tech High, and make gamer friends, Mom went through a financial crisis, and since she's self-employed, only she takes the brunt. She said "I know what you're thinking, but this roommate is a gamer too! You can play together and talk about stuff you found out!" Little did I know he wasn't a real gamer, just a Call of Duty fanboy. Greeeeaaaaat.
What's wrong with this guy if he's a gangster wannabe and a CoDfag though? He sounds harmless... Ohohoho, you don't understand.
-His dad is a pothead and a deadbeat dad, and he taught him how to be a douchebag.
-He uses the word gay as an insult SO DAMNED MUCH that it's rubbing off on me! (and I'm not homophobic, I'm a supporter)
-Pop quiz: how long does it take for "Freaking Fadoodle" to get annoying? BAAAAAA time's up, it always was annoying.
-He's pathetic. his dad has had to rent guest rooms since his son was born, and the mom was ditched for a Snookie impersonator.
-He won't STFU about Jersey Shore. You heard that right. His FAVORITE show on ALL television is Jersey. Fucking. Shore.
-He is an abusive brother. Whenever his (also annoying) brother plays Black Ops Zombies shittilly, he gets threatened and when I'm gone, he CHOKES HIM!!! For crying after being yelled at for NOT BEING INSTINCTIVELY PRO AT FUCKING ZOMBIES. What a horrible person!
-He is stupid, as if you couldn't guess. His grades? Pfft. He can't make a full sentence without gay, bitch, or retard.
-He actually has a small "gang" at his school that he's in deep with. So if he gets followed home and doesn't notice, he could get ME shot.
-He's obese at age 12. He eats EVERYTHING in our fridge after 3 days. He bounces so much, when he runs, he shakes our neighbors next door AND in the next apartment. Yes, THAT FAT. (he also pretends he's not, runs as soon as he gets home, and always has his shirt off)
-He's a total slob. Whenever he takes my games (without asking) he leavea them covered in Cheetoh smudges, scratches, and chocolate. He puts all hos games in the wron cases, and he did the same to my games 3 times.
-I have to sleep in the living room on the couch, becaue he took my room.
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