Mickie James runs into the ring ready for her match, but not knowing who she is going to face. Melina appears on stage.
"Mickie, I met a new wrestler backstage who claims he can beat any woman in the WWE," Melina tells Mickie. The fans boo. "He claims the only place a woman belongs is barefoot in the kitchen." More boos.
Mickie James looks angry, "Who is he? Introduce him to me so I can kick his ass."
Suddenly my music plays as I walk on stage. I am very sore and tired from Melina squeezing my balls. I also never said any of those things about woman, and I plan on clearing it up with Mickie and the fans. Regardless, the fans boo me as I walk on stage.
I look Mickie in the eye, as she spits on me. I let it slide, "I want to clarify, I never said a woman's place is barefoot in the kitchen."
Melina contradicts me, "He is lying. He also said he can easily beat you in a wrestling match."
Mickie looks at me in disbelief, "Do you think you can beat me in a wrestling match?"
"You're a woman, of course," I blurt out. I realize the mistake I made,
"Fine," Mickie responds, "You and me one on one right now."
Mickie suddenly drop kicks me. I fall into the ropes as Mickie starts choking me with her foot. The referee separates her from me as I turn to my stomach. Suddenly, Melina gouges my eyes from outside, while the referee is looking away.
"You're going to be Mickie's bitch," Melina tells me.
Mickie grabs my hair and moves me to the center of the ring. She jumps, wraps her legs around my neck, and performs a hurricanrana. The fans cheer. She picks me up and does a spinning heel kick. As I fall to the ground, she climbs the ropes and does a body splash on me.
"One... two... th..." the referee counts as I kick out last minute.
Mickie gets mad and throws me out of the ring, then starts arguing with the referee.
"Hi loser," Melina tells me as she punches me in the head.
While the referee is arguing with Mickie, Melina wraps her legs around me and chokes me. I try separating her legs, but they are to strong for me. The referee finally sees this and tells Melina to stop. Melina insincerely apologizes and I crawl back into the ring.
"You want some more?" Mickie kicks me in the face.
Mickie starts stomping, then picks me up again. I have a burst of energy and clothesline her as hard as possible. Unfortunately, my clothesline also connects with the referee. With the referee out, Melina arrogantly walks into the ring.
"I am going to make you my bitch," Melina tells me.
Melina puts her boots on my testicles as I scream in pain. She starts squeezing and twisting my testicles. I beg for mercy, but she just laughs. Mickie James gets up and tells Melina to pick me up. Melina gets me on my feet, then suddenly I am sandwiched between two kicks from Melina and Mickie. My brain rattles in my head. I fall to the ground barely conscious.
"What's going on?" a now conscious referee asks Melina.
The referee tells Melina to go backstage. Melina obliges, knowing I am done for. Mickie slowly grabs me and goes to the top turnbuckle, then hits a tornado DDT on me. She sits on my chest as the referee counts to three.
Mickie starts slapping me in the face and trash talking to me, "Wow, you were so tough. Do you want to fight again? I bet I could make you tap out." Suddenly Mickie's face lightens up. "I have an idea."
I gulp.