You decided to go with be butt crushed. It was a humiliating, yet humble way to die, which is how you liked it. You took a few steps toward the bench and climbed the pole. As you inched your way up, he heard all three girls chatting above.
"So Clarrisa," Vannessa explained in a sure manner, "the correlation between the tree and the ground is the sum of the opposite and adjacent sides are twice the side of the hypotenuse." She looked up from her textbook. "Hey!" Vannessa flicked her finger at her forehead.
"Ow!" Clarrisa rubbed her forehead. "What was that for?"
"You weren't listening to me! "
"I was! I swear!"
"Mm hmm," she scoffed, raising an eyebrow towards her friend. "Do you remember what the question was?"
"Yeah," she uttered, giving a fake laugh. "Something about a moose."
May spit out her smoothie, dying of laughter. "O-M-G. I can't believe...ahahaha..."
"No," Vannessa sighed, the kind of sigh you would give when you lost faith in humanity. "We were not talking about a moose."
Clarissa sat there, her face a redish pink.
"Oh man, talk about being a dumb...mmmfphhh!"
"What's that?" Clarrisa asked amused. "I think you should speak louder. I can't hear you under my ass."
"Okay," Vannessa smiled, "break it up you two." Clarissa moved back to her original position, allowing May to get some air.
She coughed heavily, sitting up. "I thought I saw my life flash before my eyes," she conveyed, raising her hand to her heart and performing a dramatic death. She stuck out her tongue out for added effect.
The girls giggled hysterically. "Hey," May added, "I'm going to get another smoothie since someone, not going to say any names," she pointed to Clarrisa, "spilled my smoothie." She got up and dusted off her apparel. "I'll see you guys tomorrow."
"Yeah, me too," Vannessa chimed in. "I'm going to get a new pair of shoes!"
"You're going shopping?"
"Yeah, you want to come along?"
"Sure, let's go!"
***
You were able to get to the top, and you watched the spectacle in front of you. You saw Vannessa's ass. It was decently sized, and as you touched it, you could only admire the beauty of it. Even though it was great, however, you knew a much more gigantic treasure await you. Before you continued on, you kissed it, relishing the moment. It was like a warm sun in the spring, and the fireworks in July. Then, you saw Clarrisa's. Your eyes could only wonder upward at the sight. You jaw dropped, and you knew you were one lucky guy. As you continued your spectacle, May got up and started dusting herself off. It seemed like they were all leaving. What was your choice going to be?