You head home and put your bag and new wig on the kitchen counter. No sooner do you get in does your annoying little sister, Ashley, come in to the kitchen. She sees the wig and says, "Ooh! Pretty!" and immediately puts it on. She then gets this glazed look in her eyes. You snap your fingers in her face a couple times, but she just stares. You say, "Are you OK, Ashley?". She responds in a relaxed monotone voice, "Yes... master." Suddenly, your mother comes in and sees your sister with the wig on and the dazed expression. She asks,"What are you two doing?", to which you respond, "Nothing... right, Ashley?". In that same monotone, Ashley responds with, "Yes... nothing...". Your mom gives you a weird look for a minute, then leaves. "Cool.", you think to yourself, "I could have some fun with this." You are feeling rather hungry, and decide to take advantage of your new powers. You say, "Ashley, make me a sandwich." She agrees, and immediately goes about getting out some ingredients, and five minutes later, she holding a peanut better and jelly sandwich, the only kind she knows how to make, complete with the little smiley face she carves in the sandwiches she makes for herself. While you eat the sandwich, you notice a small white card that must have come with the wig sitting on the floor. You pick it up and read it. It says:
You are now the proud new master of a MagiTech brand Mind Control wig! Care instructions are as follows:
*The person wearing the wig obeys all commands of the wig's master.
*The wig can only be removed at the command of the wig's master.
*The person does not remember putting on the wig, nor anything that happened under its influence unless commanded to do so by the master.
*The wig's master is immune to the wig's power, it acts like a normal wig on the master.
*The wig cannot be destroyed, it reappears on the master's head one day after being destroyed.
*While the wig can only have one master at a time, the original master can return ownership to himself at any time, and can decide to remain immune to the wig's power when transferring ownership. Only the original master can do this. Any subsequent masters are vulnerable to the wig's power when they transfer ownership.
*The wig can alter memories, but the person returns to normal after 24 hours, or whenever the master chooses.
*The master can brainwash himself with the wig but returns to normal after 24 hours, or whenever the master chooses.
*Dry clean only.
After reading the card, you remove the wig from your sister's head, freeing her from its hold over her mind. Ashley blinks a couple times, and rubs her head, as if nursing a headache. She looks up at you and at the sandwich she made, and you are now eating. She sees the carved face in the sandwich, and assumes that you stole one of her sandwiches. While she runs off to find your mom, you sneak off to your room. What do you do now?