"Hold on! Hold on!" Zach screamed as Matt's butt plummeted to the ground below.
His big brother's butt hit the ground, eliciting an 'Oof!' as Zach lost his grip!
"Aaaargh!" Zach screamed with determination as he slid down the denim. He clawed at the threads, finally grabbing on, holding on tightly for dear life!
His arms felt like they were going to pop out of their sockets as his body was flung about. He kicked his legs, trying to find somewhere to put his feet.
But Matt was still moving. His big brother's butt slowly scooted backwards, and then Zach could feel his center of gravity shifting again as Matt leaned back and got comfortable.
He remained still for a moment, catching his breath. The only sounds he could hear were distant booms, and then he could feel Matt's body shake. Was he laughing? Maybe he's watching something funny.
The massive body began to shift again, and Zach heard what sounded like a massive explosion beneath Matt's butt.
"Glad I'm up here, and not under there," Zach sighed shakily.
Matt finally got comfortable, and leaned back far enough that Zach could just let go as he was a mere foot off the ground, which was the cushion of the computer chair.
He fell to his knees, and collapsed onto the ground, thankful for steady terrain.
"Man," Zach sighed. "This might be getting too much for me."
He turned over on his back, and put his hand on his chest. His heart was beating rapidly.
He looked over at the butt of his big brother.
"I almost got sat on," he said to himself. He let the words sink into his mind, and he suddenly burst out laughing.
"This is gonna be one crazy story to tell," he said.
A tiny voice in his said replied, If you live.
Zach shuddered, pushing the horrible thought out of his mind.
He stood up, his chest swelling with newfound determination.
"Alright, soldier," he said. "It's time to push on!"
He looked at the butt before him.
"Oh heck no! There's no way I'm climbing that again! I almost got my arms ripped off, and I almost got sat on!!! Come on, there's gotta be a better way."
Zach looked around. There wasn't really much he could do.
He could walk around his big brother's butt, and then climb his thigh?
There's a hoodie on the back of the chair, with it's drawstring low enough to climb, but Matt is leaning on the chair, so that might become a problem. He could climb the hoodie drawstring, and then climb around Matt?
Or maybe he should sit back and think about his next move more carefully.