It was a fine day in konoha, birds were singing, pervs were reading, girls were fighting...
Wait, girls were fighting? that's right, ino and sakura were fighting again, over, what is it again?
[sakura] mine is better!
[ino] you're kidding you pink-haired cheese
-violet potato!
- ramen-fucker!
WHAT IS GOING ON GIRLS? said sasuke and naruto, as they were passing by
My jutsu is ten times better than her said both ino and sakura
what jutsu is it said naruto, interested
My jutsu, said sakura, is the best medical jutsu possible, you hypnotize a person, so they won't feel pain, and you can also control them totally
-tch, said ino, my possession jutsu is better, i can control anybody by myself, without relying on their feeble minds
-but you feel every wound
-but i control perfectly
-but i can make them use their jutsus
-but i can control 3 bodies at once
-oh yeah, i can hypnotize an army and lead them
-but i can control them faster
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah!
-hahun
-you ramen..
DON'T YOU BRING THE RAMEN IN THIS INO bursted naruto, why don't you use your jutsus against each other instead of battling? the two girls looked at naruto, surprised about what he said, how could he have such a great idea? by himself? but they didn't care for long, they were standing face to face, looked both at each other in the eye
ONE said naruto
TWO said ino and sakura
tch said sasuke
At the moment, neither of the girls moved, they were looking at each other, when suddenly...
ino?
Yes sempai? said ino