That chirping bird is causing you to drift into consciousness but you just want to drift back to sleep. While still covered in covers you lazily lift your tail, your stomach rumbles momentarily and a long steady fart escapes your sweet cheeks. Success, the bird has stopped singing but you've done more than shut it up. Your wonderful stink caused it to be knocked out and it fell to the ground. Your farts are so useful you drift back into sleep.
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