The plump gargoyle picked up the book again, juggling as he made any slight movement due to his body growing.
"C''mon, c''mon..." he muttered, turning pages quickly before he let out another loud fart which left his ass burning. "Aha!" Lex flipped to a page of an ancient marking of some sort, it appeared to be an animal, a dragon-bear or something of the sort. It was massive. He could tell that it was resting on its blue whale-sized stomach and its ass even bigger. It seemed to be farting as well, as tiny villagers stood around the blob of beast.
Out of panic, Lex read the first spell he could find, hoping it would do the trick. All the spells were written in an odd language so it was hard to tell. He began chanting the spell, but a humongous burp interrupted his reading. Nothing seemed to happen for a little bit. And then-
PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTT!!! He let out the crudest fart yet. So loud it shook the ground he was sitting on. Suddenly the gargoyle's body began to swell again, but this time it was mainly his ass. He fell onto his belly and his eyes teared up because of the fowl smell of his farts and burps. He grabbed his basketball-sized asscheeks for dear life.
"S-someone URRRRRRRRRRPPP h-h-elp meeeeeeeeeeeeee PLLLLBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTT!" He cried into the open night as he began to transform into a blob.
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