"Whaaaat?" You say as convincingly as you can. "Psssh, please, all the time. I'm like, getting laid constantly. This is a normal Monday for me."
"Is that right?" You can hear the smile in her voice. "I guess I should've assumed a cute guy like you would be getting fucked on the regular. Well, seeing as it's a Tuesday, I'm glad you could fit me into your busy schedule."
You almost choke on your drink, trying to wrap your mind around everything she just said. "What, no, wait, I don't, that's not what I meant, I was trying to say that-"
"I'll admit, I am surprised, I was definitely under the impression that you were a total virgin." She puts on her best stage voice."Dost mother know, you sleepeth around?
Luckily for you, the lights in the theater dim for the movie to come on, and you turn to face screen, face burning. The opening narration starts to play, when you feel her head next to yours, her arm wrapping around your shoulder, pulling you into her.
“If you’re such a pro, I guess you know what to do with this then, eh?” She breathes into your ear, which makes you squirm.
She takes your wrist, and moves your hand to her crotch, pressing it against the fabric of her black pants. You can feel the distinct shape of her tool, throbbing inside there. With one arm trapping your body, and the other holding your wrist, there’s not a lot you can do. You could try to squirm your way out of it, make up some excuse. On the other hand, a feeling of morbid fascination is coming over you… perhaps you could just see what it’s like?