Nathan had just finished his nightly workout at the campus gym. Walking into the room he waved to his roommate before plopping down into the bean bag chair.
"Damn man you smell" His roommate Evan said once the creeping body odor finally entered his sinuses
"calm down, I'll shower in a bit just want to relax a bit" Nate said as he turned on the television and placed his arms over his head. The hairy pits now free to contaminate the air with his manly odor.
Evan just shook his head and went back to studying for his anatomy test, soon he should be desensitized to it.
Partway into the night, a power surge hit causing a brief blackout. While it startled the two guys, they were used to it as people tended to overload the circuits in the other dorms. Unbeknownst to either, this surge was caused by the teleportation of a city right into the crack of Nate.
As Nate continued to watch T.V his protein shake was doing a number on his stomach.
"You might want to leave the room for this" He warned his roommate before unleashing a monstrous fart. The rush of methane exploding out of his unclean anus and flooding the room with the stench. Before Evan could respond, Nate followed it up with a long, hissing fart that carried with it the smell of despair. The rancid, eggy, odor caused even Nate to gag and wave the air.
"Damn that was bad, sorry man. Wait hold up a bit left" Nate said as he lifted the leg and released one last bout of intestinal gas. This final piece was spicy and burned a bit as it left the hairy ring. Carrying with it the worst of smells, something that only a disgusting jock could ferment. It was so bad Evan vomited a bit in his mouth and had to leave the room eyes watering. Nate only laughed at the reaction.
To the tiny city an apocalypse had occurred. Silence swept through the micro city when the gurgling started. Non could discern what was happening until the explosion. Immediately the buildings collapsed from the vibrating flesh, tons of metal crushing the inhabitants. The loudness of the explosion bursting the eardrums of the tinies caught in the crack. The force of the wind causing cars to tumble in the streets and the black hairs to wobble in response. The hairs began to drop foul smelling balls of lint crushing those in the path and entrapping any survivors in a moist, foul smelling prison.
After what seemed like an eternity, a second sound of leaking gas flooded the city. While not as directly damaging, the foul smelling odor assaulted the inhabitants. The weak were suffocated as the foul methane burned their longs. Their tiny bodies collapsing from the odor alone. Others stumbled in the haze of gas, the odor so powerful it caused them to become delirious and vomit along the roadside. Just when it couldn't get any worse the final bomb hit.
It came in silence. The only warning was the massive heatwave that slammed into the littles. The foul gas was deadly, burning the eyes, nose, throat, and lungs of those trapped. Those caught within convulsed within the stench. Their lives flashing before their eyes as the jock gas consumed them. The tinies were blinded from the hot odor, they crawled for any place that could offer protection before passing out in a pool of vomit. It was a literal Apocalypse and it was caused from the simple bodily functions of a jock god.
The crew could only look on in horror as their fellow man struggled under the assault. Thinking quickly they rigged up a device that would contact the nearest signal. Praying for it to work, the activated it.
Nathan heard his phone go off on his desk. He then...
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