Jason picked up the strange brass artifact and studied it for a second.
“Let me guess, a genie is going to come out of this and give me some wishes,” he joked as he rubbed it. Suddenly, the lamp started to shake violently as a steady stream of pink smoke continued to poor out of it and fill the alley.
POOF
A very sexy and beatific girl stood before him wearing a golden bikini with see through purple cloth draping from the bottom. She said, “ Hello, mortal, you are now my master and I shall grant you one wish, and there are no limitations on what you can indeed wish for.”
“Sooo, I wish for infinite wishes.”
“Listen here, buddy, I’m not going to grant that wish because no one needs all that power.”
“So, how about three wishes?”
“I’ll accept that,” she said as she raised her left hand and got ready to snap her fingers, “Your wish is my—”
“A day,” Jason blurted.
“—command. Wait what?!” She said as she snapped her fingers and pink smoke erupted from her snap.
“Dammit, I told you not to wish for anything like that!” She exclaimed.
“Now is not the time, I have to get home,” Jason declared, “now go back in the lamp for now.”
“Why do that when I can just snap my fingers and we can be there in an instant?” She said.
“Good point, do it,” he commanded.
She snapped her fingers, but nothing happened. “You have to say the words, ‘I wish’ if you want anything to happen.”
“Oh, alright. I wish for you and me and the lamp to be at my house.”
“Alright then,” she said, snapping her fingers. He watched as his body erupted into smoke and reformed on his bed. Seconds later, the genie appeared sitting on his lap. “Now, master,” she said dully, “ you have one wish left for today, what will it be?”
“What happens to you when I make it?” He asked
“I go back into my lamp until tomorrow.”she declared.
Jason thought for a second. “I wish that whether or not I have wishes left for the day, I can still summon you freely.”
“Damn it! You word these too well!” She said and snapped her fingers. “There, granted, now, goodbye.” She said as she erupted into a cloud of smoke and was sucked back into the lamp.