Standing in the doorway your eyes adjust to the light, at first it appears to be a normal bakery, but upon closer inspection you see that something is rather odd here. Their naked, or rather the cakes are. All thee products on display in the bakery are in the shape of various furs, Largely obese ones, and their all totally nude. you take three steps back and look at the glass. "Auntie Amanda's Erotic Bakery" your eyes refocus on the product in the window, cream filled donuts in the shape of breasts and genitalia, and a huge black forest cake in the shape of an obese bear. Someone shouting excitedly from under the awning next door forces your eyes off the chocolate kisses tootsie roll.
The bright electric awning flashed one, two, then three red Xs, then a yellow "Large" after them, complementing the live nude sign in the window. A seedy looking weasel in a bright yellow, too tight, three piece suit, shouted to the few people still on the street in the pouring rain. "COME ONE COME ALL!!! see the biggest and most beautiful ladies in Zaftig bear their all for your pleasure. See Butter, the five hundred pound Golden retriever glide effortlessly on the poles. Watch Peaches, six hundred pounds of lovely southern wolf, as she goes down on a tray of peach cobbler. Gaze in awe as Berries and Cream, A combined fifteen hundred pounds of vixen, do their legendary "Cake Walk" See the marvel that is Miss Stevens, a monstrous four hundred pounds of Fennec Fox. That's not that big you say? well take into account the fact she's only THREE FEET TALL!!!"
He spots you staring like an idiot "YOU SIR! you look like someone in need of some entertainment... and a good meal if you'll forgive my saying so..." His way too cheery grin kinda creeps you out, he waddles over and nudges you in your side. "waddya say mister?" he pulls out a small hot pink voucher "Come for the free buffet, stay for the company of the ladies..." You look back at the chocolate bear in the window, then down the block, then down the street, then back to the free buffet printed on the pink paper...
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