[Written in collaboration with Awesomex18. This marks this interactive's 80th chapter! Let's let it reach 100 everybody^^]
"Everybody wake up! It's another bright and sunny day!"
A godlike boom echoed across the world, sounding like words.
"Unless you're on the other side of the planet...then go back to sleep!"
Another sonic crash, this time almost feminine giggling.
Miss Spiral looked down, and her usually cheery complexion frowned. The USA wasn't lighting up like it usually did when she did her alarm clock routine."C'mon everybody....."She raised her massive bare foot and slammed it into what she hoped was a patch of empty land on the coast of the country.
Everyone on the coast of the country quickly perked themselves awake as a massive earthquake hit home, instantly awakening the USA’s entire populace simultaneously. From any location in the United States, one could see the gargantuan foot of the titanic beauty firmly planted into the land, annihilating a large stretch of farmland as if it were nothing.
“There we go! You guys just needed some extra incentive this morning, didn’t you?” the large woman giggled playfully as she lifted her foot from the ground, leaving in its place a large foot-shaped crater. “Well, now that you’re all up, you’re able to enjoy this wonderful day!”
This titan of a beauty was known as Ellen Spiral, Miss Spiral to the populace of the world. She stood at an intimidating and towering 1500 miles tall, almost as big as the US's length. She wasn't always this astounding stature, in fact, she was a normal human long, long ago. But throughout her life, she began to have...spurts of size change. At first, they were small, maybe ten or twenty feet every day or so. But as she neared the age of an adult, they began to rapidly exponentiate, a marvel and a mystery to the scientific world. But as scientists had concluded, her growth won't slow down, in fact, it will increase. They've managed to create a chart of her size, and fortunately, she's in a dead zone right now, but she's due any day for a size upgrade.
"Now, what to do today..."She mused to herself, tapping her foot along to a tune, generating small tidal waves in the ocean. Being so large, she didn't really have much to do actually do other than play with the inhabitants of the USA, or go bother some other country. Sometimes, she liked to sing, or pretend she had a friend as big she was.
“Oh, I know!” she exclaimed to herself. “I think I’ll take a day off and give myself a nice rest. I work so hard for this planet that I think I could use a day off!”
With a cheerful chuckle, Miss Spiral began to hum a playful tune to herself, taking a few steps towards the Sahara desert in Africa, causing small quakes to pulsate through the entire planet with each impact of her soles against the ground. Upon reaching the stretch of wasteland only a few moments later, the colossal woman stopped in front of the desert and began to turn around, facing the United States while showing her mammoth, toned rear clad in a pair of tight black minishorts to the desert below her.
“Ah, my own personal beach! What a great way to start off my day!”
She laid and stretched out her magnificent body to its full length, enjoying the bright sun's rays as she laid back and calmed down. Unfortunately, this would not be without consequence. Legally, Miss Spiral was a resident of the US, and she had just illegally crossed into a foreign country without the proper 'paperwork'. Many of the governments of the world liked to ignore this issue, as since the beauty could stride across the planet whenever she liked, but for some particular reason, the continent of Africa would not have her today. An armed force of foot soldiers, tanks, and aircrafts began to take up arms and head towards the giantess's location...
“Now THIS is a great day off!” the monumental woman sighed happily as her toes stirred playfully in the Atlantic Ocean, sending wave after wave of small tidal waves towards the Western Hemisphere. However, as she continued to enjoy her ‘beach getaway’, Miss Spiral felt a small sting against her right thigh only a few minutes later. “Hmmm? What was that?”
In a short amount of time, the combined forces of the African nations had joined together at the American’s legs, determined to force the giantess to leave their land alone, or if necessary, to kill this illegal alien who improperly came onto their land; the sting she had just felt was a series of bombs exploding against her skin, courtesy of their combined air squadrons. Luckily for the massive Miss Spiral, her skin was still as flawless as ever, the bombs having no effect on her skin. Noticing that their first assault was futile, the combined forces began a ground attack, multiple armadas of tanks and foot soldiers firing mercilessly at her magnificent form.
Taking the sting as nothing, Miss Spiral resumed her relaxed position, stretching her arms out, unknowingly either sending the entirety of the ground troops flying or crushing them."What a perfect day..."She whispered happily to herself, rolling over to her front so that her back would be as equally tanned. The remaining forces were in awe as a shadow came over them, her massive breasts filling the sky as their last sight before being squashed. Missiles could only sting her, and bullets simply bounced off her skin. What else were they to do other than call a nuclear strike?