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It's a known fact that turning your back on bitches throughout history has resulted in bad things. Ever read about Cleopatra? She's probably a good example. There's also the occasional crazy chick who wants to stab you twenty seven times in the chest. Ya' know, the occasional bitch-ident happens. So, where do you get off turning your back on not just a bitch(literally, eh?), but a giant ass bitch with a vengeance for bugs that just has got you down.
As you're running towards the library, a foot slams down in your way. Hint hint, Kaitlyn likes to kill insects. You run and slide under the crook of her foot, dashing onward. This confuses her momentarily, and you then decide to weave and zig zag sprint throughout the floor. No bitch is going to get the jump on you, or even the tiny step. She continues to miss you by inches, and despite how into it she is, she isn't really trying that hard. The library door is nearby, and you may be able to baseball slide under it. If you're skinny enough, how healthy do you eat?
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