Tommy walks you into the daycare where a giant play area is set up. You think it all looks like a normal daycare, until you realize that everything in the room is adult sized, like it was made for a group of funky hipsters.
"Hey, what is all this?" You ask Tommy, whom is staring at the whole set-up with a proud grin on his face.
"Well, this is the daycare, where you can play and have fun, until about 6:30."
"I don't get it." You say, honestly.
"This is a place where you can become a Big Fat Baby; the Mall of Transformation allows this." Tommy Explains. "At this mall, you can go through just about any transformation you want, with few consequences. You're telling me people didn't know about this before they came in?" Tommy asks, looking honestly surprised.
"Well, I do remember a few funky-looking people when I walked in, but only a few." You say, remembering a clown in the food-court when you walked in.
"Well, I suppose the first day is always slow." Tommy mumbled to himself. "How about you do me the honor of being the first customer, here at the Daycare?"
"Sorry guy," You shrug. "I don't have any kids for you to take care of."
Tommy begins to laugh. "Oh, if I had a buck for every time I've heard that. Listen, the person I'm going to take care of is you, that's what this store is about. We combine weight gain, and a bit of mental age-regression, and make you a Big Fat Baby."
You honestly cannot believe what he is saying. "Okay, I don't believe a word of that."
"Here," Tommy say's as he pulls out his wallet. Opening it, he shows you a photo of a fat boy in diapers. You should be appalled, but you cant help but smile as the happy expression his his face; looking at his face, however, you see that it is in fact, Tommy. "this is me last month, me and my Brother run this place, and we've both been babies before."
You hold back from giggling out loud, and look at him. "Okay, I think I believe you..." You say. You can't help but believe this.
"Great, so how about it? Do you want to be out first customer? If you don't like it, we can change you back no problem, and you can be on your way." Tommy asks, looking anxious to get his first customer.