"Neither," you told the program, "I want to go to the police station and get this stupid thing off of you and clean the virus out!"
"That is not advisable," the AI notified you, "going to the police will result in your arrest."
"Why would I get arrested?!"
"Ever since you acquired the attachment, you have participated in highly illegal data crimes. Such as banking fraud, identity theft, level one digital peeping tom abuse. All of which are considered felonies. My duty is to serve you and your interests, therefore I cannot allow you to go to any state official."
"But thats not fair!" You complain, "I didn't choose to do any of those things!"
"Choice is irrelevant for the penalties committed per Article 3 of the Automation Crimes Act, Ky-K-Ky-K-K-Ky-" the voice began bugging out, "Kyle-[user]-Kyle not found-user user user-man-woman. REBOOTING"
A chime rang out, "Error occurred. Re-running last execution.....Choice is irrelevant for the penalties committed per Article 3 of the Automation Crimes Act, Stacy"
"Don't call me that. Call me by my real name."
"User requested to be called by her real name," the device announced, "System user for this device: Stacy Johnson."
"No. Kyle. My name is Kyle!"
"No data for Kyle stored on this device," the device alerted.
"Yes it is! Check again."
"Checking....."
"Data found for previous user: Kyle Smith. Cleaning up antiquated data for previous user."
"No! Wait! Thats me!"
"Data cleaned. Profile for Kyle Smith deleted."
"Dammit. Stupid ruby thing!" You stared down at this attachment to you Auto-Band.
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