Frank sat in his apartment, wondering what the hell his uncle was on. He got a package today, containing nothing but a remote and a weird note.
It read:
"Dear nephew. What you have there is literally the most powerful object on the planet. It can put the heads of any number of people, including whoever is using it, onto the bodies of any number of other people. You hit the trigger for each person, then hit the 1 button to assign bodies, using the trigger to assign them in sequential order. If you chose two people, then hit one, you would chose a new body for the first person and a body for th second. Then, the heads of the first and second would be on the bodies of the third and fourth. If you just choose a bunch of people, then hit one, and then either buttons two or three, the swap occurs randomly within that group.
Once you have choosen everyone to be swapped, hit either button two, three, four, or five. Two makes everyone aware of what has happened. Three, however, creates a field around those swapped. They will know they were swapped, but the rest of the world won't. Four causes everyone but the person with the remote to think they are the people whose bodies they are on, along with the field that makes others not realize who they are. There is a five buttton, which cancels the swap. Six reverses the last swap, and seven reverses all swaps. If you are part of any swaps, the remote teleports to your new body.
I hope you fully understand what power this is."
Frank was deeply concerned, far more for his uncle than anything else. He wondered if stress had turned him completely insane.
But, also, Frank knew that just calling his uncle and asking if he was out of his fucking mind would be useless if he did not at least try the remote. That way, he could tell his uncle he was crazy while still being honest. He figured that might shake his uncle into getting some therapy.
Frank walked outside. It was a beautiful day out. Frank, tall, lean form was wearing demin shorts, a t-shirt, and sandals. He looked around and the first person he saw was a hot woman wearing a red minidress, black pantyhose, and black heeled sandals.
Frank hit the trigger, then one, then pointed it at himself, and hit two.
Frank realized he was across the street. He looked over the see the hot girl's head and neck on his body!
Frank looked down and was greeted by a red dress and nylon-clad legs. He could feel his new body, but it surprised him so much he had to hit six and undo it. A second later he was back in his body with the remote, and the woman was freaking out, running as fast as she could away from him.
Okay, so it works. My uncle isn't crazy. Now, just what the hell am I going to do with this?