Seat finished up her costume and ran out to the ring, where her opponent was already waiting for her. Lardo the Rat, a two ton terror of farts and flab, was the last person she wanted to be facing tonight, but it was in her contract. And besides, maybe she could make something happen and really impress people out there! After all, her approval rating had been in the toilet so long she was due for a comeback, right?
As she clambered over the ropes, Lardo took notice of her.
"Ah, there she is! What took you so long, Toilet Seat?" He sneered, "i've been waiting out here so long my crack's gettin' sweaty! I'm gonna need a nice long scrub from a squirrel fur brush back there by the time we're done."
Seat always hated when the other wrestlers called her that, but Lardo loved to trash talk in the ring. He turned around and pulled up the back of his thong nice and tight, giving himself a massive wedgie and really showing Seat where she was gonna end up. He let out a loud cheesy fart in her direction right as the bell rang. Before Seat could make a move, Lardo leaped backwards, trying to squash her immediately! She didn't have much time to react...
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