Homer peered through the window and couldn't believe his eyes, there were many men of different sizes, muscular, slim, tall short but all had something in common they were all in there buying products to help grow their bellies.
Two guys walked out with bags full to the brim, Homer overheard them talking
'Man, i got ton's of stuff, these clothes are going to burst at the seams by the time i get through this' The first guy said
'Yeah, me and the wife are going to enjoy stuffing me full then getting a couple of these shakes down my throat, i ain't going to have this 6 pack for long' the second guy said as they walked passed Homer
This was all the convincing Homer needed, he headed straight into the store and looked at all the products, he didn't know exactly what he wanted or needed but just needed something to help him gain weight.
'Excuse me there Sir, may i help you?' A voice said
Homer turned round to see one of the store clerks talking to him, he was a beefy guy, his muscles were big and his belly was huge
'Uhhh, yeah, whats a guy like me gotta do to get a gut like that?' Homer asked rubbing the clerks belly
'hahaha, well there are multiple ways to become one of the more ample of men, it depends how much you want to gain' The clerk said
'Well, i was 315 before, so i'd like to grow a lot bigger than that' Homer said shaking his belly
The clerk looked down, and breathed heavily 'oh really? So what made you lose the weight?' The clerk asked
'My wife, i was obese and happy working at home and she kept nagging and nagging so i eventually caved and lost the weight' Homer said
'Ah thats tough man' The clerk said placing his hand on Homer's shoulder
'But she's gone and taken the kids, so i thought when the wife's away the belly will come out to play, i just wanna get real fat!' Homer said
The clerk who was looking a bit flushed, thought for a second 'i've got just the thing, follow me' he said in a quiet voice
Homer followed the Clerk into the store room, as the Clerk began to fumble through a stack of products, he then pulled out a jar 'here' The clerk said handing Homer the jar, it said Obesetopia on the front and showed a man going from thin to obesity on the front 'this is a special weight gain product, its still in the testing phase so we're not supposed to hand it out but you seem like a good case to try it on'
'Whoa, i'll try anything, if it makes me huge i'll do it!' Homer said
'there may be a couple of side effects' The Clerk said
'What kind of side effects?' Homer asked
'Extreme Hunger, loss of hair, your sex drive may increase, cravings' The clerk said
'Well i've already lost my hair but those other 3 sound like a bonus!, I'll do it!' Homer said
'Fantastic, now you need to follow the instructions carefully, put 2 small teaspoons in with some milk and drink, do not eat for an hour before or an hour after, then you can gorge as much as you want, don't exceed the recommended dose of 3 glasses a day' The clerk said
'Got'cha, I'll come back in a week and show you any results' Homer said and headed off
Arriving back home from his exciting trip out, Homer couldn't decided whether he was more excited to try the shake or more hungry
what does Homer do?
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