Currently Wolverine was relaxing by the pool. He was currently wearing only a blue speedo and lounging a chair eating a plate full of burgers, hot dogs, and chips. He also had a 64 oz glass filled to the brim with soda. Normally he would only eat huge meals, but if he wanted to get past his 625 lb. plateau he'll have to eat around the clock and after every training session. A few other X-men were relaxing in the oversized pool, such as Blob, Phoenix, Colossus, Storm, and Iceman. Unlike Prime Earth these versions were different from their mainline universe counterparts.
The Blob, aka Fred Dukes, for instance is the world's fattest superhero, man, and athlete. As a young adult he quickly moved up in the world of sumo wrestling and became the world's youngest Yokuzuna. Like Wolverine he has a regenerative healing factor, but he can also control gravity. The Phoenix, aka Jean Grey, is more open about being a polygamist than her mainline universe counterpart. She has attempted to persuade Wolverine to become one of her many boyfriends, but she knows from reading his mind that Wolverine would only consider it if his estranged wife who vanished one night was long dead. Iceman, aka Bobby Drake, Admitted on day that he was into sologamy, in other words in love with himself. Ever since he came out of the closet he had been going out on many dates with himself and is currently self-engaged and plans to marry himself soon.
"This is the life. Food, friends, and relaxation are good for a growing man." Wolverine said in-between bites.
"How big do you plan on getting Logan?"
"I haven't decided yet Jean. Maybe as big as Pete or Fred."
"It would take years for you to reach our sizes, but best of luck to you Logan."
"Thanks Pete."
After finishing three to four plates of what had Wolverine heads into the pool where his fellow X-men are. Everything is going well until...
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