You've been dating Yuki Nagato for two weeks now - well, something like dating. She responded with "I accept your proposal of male/female bonding exercises", but the past three times you've invited her out, she's barely said a word, instead staring at you and answering all questions as briefly as possible. Somehow, though, at the end of each date, she told you that she had fun and wanted to go out again. You just didn't get it. So when you asked if you could have "a talk" one day, you were excited when she invited you back to her apartment. That was when things only got weirder, though.
After you had both sat down, you gave it to her straight: "Listen. Are we a couple, or not? Because these past few dates you've give me nothing to work with. If this isn't going to work, then that's fine, but I'd like some more feedback from you!"
Yuki paused for a bit, seemingly doing some internal calculations. "Understood. I will increase my shows of affection." With that, she stood up and walked toward you before abruptly pushing you over and sitting on your chest. The push was strangely powerful; you doubt you could have resisted it, even if you knew it was coming. You were certainly happy that Yuki was ready to open up to you, but wasn't this a but of a leap?
Your excitement quickly dissipated when you felt a hot wind against your stomach, accompanied by a loud "PRRRRRBBBBBT!" You couldn't believe it. Did Yuki just fart? You were still dumbfounded when the smell reached your nose. It was foul, an eggy stench that could only have been caused by something like brussels sprouts. While you hacked and coughed, Yuki explained: "Data gathered indicates that this is a typical activity for lovers. Please relax while I continue."
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