Edith took a quick pause to take another bite of her sandwich,and turn her chair to face towards you.
"I want you to climb up me to get your food!"She said,taking another bite of her sandwich.
Is she serious?You're only 4 to 5 inches tall!How can she expect you to climb up her,when you can easily fall off and hurt yourself.However,if you don't agree,you have to listen to your stomach sing tunes,while you wait to get fed like a baby.
"Okay,how far do I have to climb up your body?"You asked,kind of wishing you didn't,but again you were forced to.
"All you have to do is reach my nose."Edith said,wiggling and pointing to her nose.That was going to be tiring,but you really didn't feel like climbing from the ground up to her nose.You can't tell if the hunger is affecting your thoughts,or are you truly thinking it.
"Ah,come on,"You complained."Can't I just sit in your lap or something?"You placed yourself near her foot,waiting for her answer.
"Nope,my task is made up.Oh,and another thing,"Edith leaned over in her chair,so she can see you."You have to do it before I finish this sandwich,or I might get too full to bring you food."She giggled at your facial reaction,which was basically an enormous frown,with you eyebrows aiming downwards.The sandwich is already half eaten,and considering that she may have a higher gluttony than her sisters,it could be a matter of seconds before she fully ingested the sandwich.
This isn't the time for getting angry,now it's the time to get climbing!One slight problem...you have no experience in climbing large objects.You couldn't even climb the tree in your front yard,without someone helping you.You had no choice,but to start climbing raw.You decided that you need to get a grip,despite her rather tender body,so you tried to warp your legs and arms around her legs.Okay,you managed to not slip downwards,until the vibrations of Edith up giggling caused you to slip,and eventually land back on the ground.
"Oh,sorry,you're just so ticklish."She giggled.
Oh boy,this is gonna take a while...a long while.
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Oh...man...What.A.Challenge.
It felt like you took at least a good 3 hours or so,to get at least 2/3 of the way there.You managed to reach her...rather pillow like mounds before having to lie down and take a break.Again,being with a woman like Edith Up does have it's perks and downsides,like her constant giggling hindering your progress.
"Glad to see your determination for food,kind of like me."Edith Up said,grinning at you.You roll on your stomach and face her.
"Great...can I have some food now?"You asked,as your stomach gave off another growl.She just shook her head.
"Ah-ah-ah...you didn't touch my nose yet,and lucky for you,I still have this little piece left."She raised one of her,revealing a very tiny piece of her sandwich.Alright,you made it!Or...at least you did...
She slowly raised the tiny piece of food over her head,and opened her mouth.She then lowered it closer to her mouth,ever so slowly.She isn't seriously teasing you like that!It doesn't matter,you were too hungry to wait,and your not about to lose after you've come this far!
You made a mad dash towards her nose,across what seemed like a field of orb-like flesh...