The email says, "It has come to our attention that there has been an abuse of company resources. Employees have taken more than one penis home at the end of the day unfairly depriving other employees of penises. It has also been sexist. We spent a great deal of money making sure there are enough penises that each employee can have one but some men end up deprived since we don't have enough vaginas yet to go around. Also, it has come to our attention that employees have been using their penises for non-work-related activities. We don't mind some use for your own pleasure but sometimes, the penises come back damaged and useless to the company. Therefore the company has decided to impose stricter regulations on the personal use of company resources."
The email causes you to think questions. How long ago did others start being deprived of their cocks? Why hadn't you been aware of this before today? When did the company buy cocks for all the female employees and from where? Is there a store that sells cocks? How can cocks be used in work-related activities? Since when did your cock become a company resource?
You are scheduled for a meeting in half an hour. Maybe some of your questions can get answered at that meeting.
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