(Originally done by Rdolan1272)
Zatanna had magiced up a whole bunch of toys, everything from dolls in dresses and stuffed animals to big bouncy balls and action figures (none, of course, with small, swallow-able pieces). Diana took one look at the frilly dressed dolls and ignored them, focusing instead on the action figures—mainly the female ones—and the stuffed animals, which she used as large, plush antagonists for her 'heroes' to fight against.
"Roar!" she said as she moved a big teddy bear into place to menace her chosen action figures. "Grrr! Rawr!"
"Oh, no," Zatanna said, manipulating some of the figures chosen for her by Diana. "It's Teddy the Terrible! What're we gonna do?"
At Zatanna's announcement, many of the less female figures under Diana's care fell back in fear of the dreaded plushy, but the female figures being controlled by Diana and Zatanna stepped forward bravely. "Don't worry, boys," Diana said by way of a warrior looking figure that resembled Xena, "we'll protect you. Isn't that right, Tanna?"
Zatanna marched one of her lady figures up next to Diana's and said in as silly a heroic voice as she could muster, "That's right, Diana! This Teddy picked the wrong place to have a picnic."
This caused Diana to giggle, but once she got herself under control, the fight was on. And a fierce fight it was. Teddy the Terrible 'Grrrrr-ed' and 'Rawr-ed' and otherwise stomped around, and occasionally on, the heroic defenders. He swung his fluffy paws and kicked his fluffy feet, giving Diana and Zatanna's heroes all they could handle. Meanwhile the boy figures mostly cowered in fear and sometimes needed to be saved, a task Diana seemed to take great pleasure in performing. Let it not be said she was not an Amazon through and through.
In the end only the two favorite characters remained standing, determined to save their fallen comrades from the vile clutches of Teddy. And just when it seemed the bleakest, just when Teddy's 'Rawr's became their most arrogant and condescending, the two leading ladies struck with a massive combo and felled the creature, each punching with all her might from both sides of the big bear, mushing its head in and causing it a great headache, which prompted it to apologize for its wicked ways and retreat to sleep in its cave until summer came again.
"Yay!" Diana exclaimed. "We won!"
"And saved those smelly boys!" Zatanna said playfully.
Diana broke out into a fit of giggles and echoed Zatanna, "Smelly boys!" This prompted more laughter from both woman and woman-child, and when it finally subsided, Diana looked up at her friend. "Wanna play again?"
But before Zatanna could answer, the phone rang, and since people didn't usually call unless they needed some mystic something, Zatanna couldn't just ignore it. "I've got to get that," she said, standing up and patting Diana on the head, "but when I finish, we can play some more, okay?"
"'Kay," Diana answered with enthusiasm.
After Zatanna left, Diana took to lightly playing with the big rubber ball, bouncing it off the floor and the wall and her own head. Until a feeling rose up just below her tummy, a feeling she recognized as a need to pee-pee. She left the ball mid bounce and hurried down the short hallway toward the potty before she had an accident. The bathroom door was open and Diana went in and stopped in front of the seemingly gigantic potty. At her size it looked intimidating, and a part of her feared it might suck her down with the water if she wasn't careful. Still, she was a big girl and big girls had to use the potty, so she resolved to use it no matter what.
Does she make it?