As Maria stood ready to accept her new mission, Amber’s office door slammed open, revealing the face of a fresh young cadet, TOP SECRET folder in hand.
“What is the meaning of this Cadet Funkee!!!!? You had better have a good reason for interrupting my meeting with Agent Maria!” Amber yelled, causing the young cadet to quake in her size ten boots.
“Agent Maria,” Funkee stammered, her nose wrinkling at the damp smell of stale feet “I didn’t mean to inter-rupt, inter-, inter….”
Maria almost felt sorry for the young lady, remembering when she’d been the fresh face recruit, running errands all around the massive SSS complex. Looking at her beat up looking flats, and wiggling her sweat incased toes, she remembered how much her feet would smell after days of running back and forth.
“SPEAK UP CADET, or I’ll force you to speak up with my maldarous toes! We wouldn’t want that, would we!?” Amber yelled, causing passerbys to scurry past the open doorway.
Cadet Funkee stood at attention, clicking her heels on cue. “No ma’am, no!” the cadet chimed in response. Maria and Amber both smiled at the response, and the swishing sound of foot sweat which emanated from the girls boots. Maybe this kid has a bright future yet, Maria thought with a smirk.
The Cadet handed the TOP SECRET folder to Amber, who snatched with a flourish.
Probably some more updates about the activities of those rabble rousing terrorists, Maria thought. Wiggling her toes in anticipation, she thought, What I’d give to have a chance to wrap my toe jam encrusted toes around their lips….. I definitely “stamp” out their little resistance! I’d DEFEET the resistance!
“Cadet Funkee, please leave the room. Stay on call, because your services might be needed,” Amber softly said.
Maria’s eyebrow arched as Cadet Funkee sloshed her way out of the room, and closed the door behind her. From the tone in Amber’s voice, Maria knew something was amiss.
Sitting down at her desk now, Amber motioned for Maria to do the same, with a seriousness that Maria knew Amber only saved for the most serious of occasions.
“What I’m about to discuss with you does not leave this room, is that understood Comrade?” Amber said with a deathly serious tone.
Maria nodded her agreement.
Pointing to contents of the folder Amber stated “We are being invaded for our Stinky chemical weapon supply, by the Americans!!!!!!”
“The audacity of those heathen’s! Those men think they can take our weapons!” Maria yelled, her itchy feet waiting for a chance to slap the face of those chauvinist males who sought to take their soverign right to rule their country.
Amber shook her head, stating “It’s not the men Comrade. They’ve sent women.”
Maria’s O of surprise couldn’t stop the biggest bombshell that was to be dropped.
“And Comrade…… they have come prepared to fight fire…. with fire…..,” Amber whispered.
“You don’t mean….” Maria said fearing the answer…
“Stinky feet,” Amber replied. “These women have the stinkiest feet in all of North America. I need you to lead a small crack commando team, and take them out! Theyre under surveillance now in the Squatters part of town! We need them to be taken out before they complete their mission. Understood!?”
Maria stood at attention and yelled, “Yes ma’am!
Maria took the file folder, and ran out of the room cheesy foot funk being release from her pungent toes.
Yelling over her shoulder at the awestruck Cadet Funkee, “Come with me cadet!”
The cadet fell into step by Maria and said, “Yes ma’am! Do I need to bring anything?”
“Just those pungent toes you’ve got in those ratty looking boots!” Maria replied causing the girl to blush furiously.
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