When you heard the valleygirl voice repeat 'Ohm what a loon I am. Ohm what a loon I am,' You sighed. Your arms and legs had a pink glow about them
"Shirley? Shirley McLoon?" You asked as you looked around.
She was floating above a chair, dressed in only a pink shirt, and sitting in a lotus position. She had her eyes closed, but opened one eye and asked, "Yes? Like what can I help you with?"
"Well, for one, can you free me and not tell Babs?" You asked.
Shirley's response was to let her pink aura leave her body, where it laughed at your question for awhile before it rejoined Shirley. You muttered, "That was a bit cruel."
"Well, Babs and I were dumped by by Buster and Plucky because 'single guys' get better roles in cartoons than those in confirmed relationships," Shirley said, making angry air quotes with her fingers on a certain word. "So when you and Babs met, she decided that you were gonna be our boyfriend."
"And uh.... how many will I be a boyfriend to?" you asked.
"Well, since you did plan on becoming a student," Babs said as she left the shower and was wearing only a towel over her body and ears, "We'll let Fifi join us, since y'know, we three are best friends and all..."
"Since like, we're gonna get him to become a student like us, isn't he a little too old looking?" Shirley asked.
"Glad you asked. I got a solution!" Babs said as she brandished a large warhammer with a picture of an hourglass next to a minus sign. She quickly smashed it on you before she put it away.
Now you looked around Babs and Shirley's age and also looked like a toon. Shirley then stopped holding down your arms and legs.
As you sat up on Babs's bed, Shirley said, "Now it's time..."
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