“Melody's back home with the sitter,” says Erica with your voice. “So we have some time.”
“Some time for what?” you ask, nervously fidgeting with the massively heavy orbs jiggling from your chest.
“Don't do that!” Erica snaps, slapping your hands away from your chest.
“They feel funny,” you say. “They're heavy, and the bra thingys itch.”
“They're called bra straps. And you'd better get used to it,” says Erica. “You're a grown woman now. And you agreed to stay this way for at least a few days. Now, grown women don't go about groping themselves.”
“Okay,” you say pouting. Secretly, you vow to get a good, up close and personal look at your new feminine assets as soon as you're in the privacy of your new apartment.
“Now I suppose I probably better teach you the basics of being female,” continues Erica. “Wearing a bra, doing your hair and makeup, the fine art of feminine hygiene …”
“Whoa! Back up there, Erica!” you say.
“You're a woman now,” she said flatly. “Depending on how long you stay in my body, you're probably going to have your first period. It's a natural, ordinary thing. Don't be such a sissy.”
“I think I just changed my mind,” you say.
“Too late!” laughs Erica. “You already agreed. And like I just said: it's a normal thing. Don't be such a big baby. It's no big deal. We women put up with it once a month. No, the main thing we need to discuss is baby care. Melody is a newborn, so she's going to be a lot of work. I know you'll manage just fine. But being a mom is a full time job. And speaking of that, you'll also need to know the nuts and bolts of how to do my job at work. Believe it or not, that's going to be an easier task for you than taking care of Melody.”
“I think I'm in over my head here,” you moan.
“No changing your mind now,” she grins. “Now remember, this is just for a few days. A week tops, I promise! Maybe just a little longer than that if things go really, really well. We can play it by ear of course. But you can't tell anyone about it. This will be our little secret, okay? And I'll hide the bowl in a safe place so we can use it to change back when I've had enough vacation. And just think of the once in a lifetime experience you'll get to have, seeing what life is like for the opposite sex. After this, you'll understand girls so much better. Just think how useful that knowledge can be, after we trade back eventually and you're a guy again.”