"See that big blonde giantess in the red? Follow those legs!"
The cab did not roar into life and charge into excitement.
"What?" asked Sam.
"New in town are you?" enquired the cabbie in a way that sent Sam's inner bullshit warning system ringing.
"Arr, yes, I be just a simple country boy, what has never seen a tall girl in the flesh and would like to go and get to know that fine example over there over a drink and some munchies. Now mush!"
"Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Dear me no. You don't want one of those ...."
"Excuse me. I may be just a country lad, but isn't it customary for you to be driving while you enlighten me with your years of honest down to earth wisdom?"
"grumble mumble grumble bah smartarse bah harumph" The car started.
"As I was saying, you don't want some huge great fancy giantess. No! A lad like you? What you want if you don't mind me saying..."
"...which I might not, not that it would stop you..."
"...is a nice petite normal girl with dark hair. A nice honest girl and a mug of Horlicks in front of an electric fire. Why, you wouldn't believe some of the stories I've heard about giant girls. I get all sorts in here. Just last week there was this..."
"So are we actually going to the girl I asked you to drive me to then?"
The cabbie appeared to think, his broad sweaty salt of the earth face creased in concentration.
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