World of ÃœberMass

He woke up when the blinds opened on their timed command, allowing sunlight to strike him. Stretching himself as he yawned deeply, he then rubbed his eyes while sliding his feet out from under the covers. He continued his stretching once he had the covers off and was standing, revealing the fact that he'd been sleeping completely in the Nude - which happened to be something he did all the time - with his cream-white and sandy-brown scales completely open to the elements.

After he'd finished this, his next act was to get a good shower to help finish with getting himself bright and alert, not the easiest thing considering his lengthy tail - close to one-and-a-half times the length of his legs - did take up quite a bit of space in the shower cubicle. But he managed it well enough, and was soon drying himself off as he began to think about breakfast.

So where is he?