Space and time ninjutsu are not something to be trifled with, especially by someone as knuckle-headedly dense as Uzumaki Naruto.
While going through the village marketplace, the young ninja had stumbled across a traveling caravan filled with clothes, games, and many other things from all over the continent, and even from across the sea. At first, he ignored the merchants, except for the occasional curious glance at the interesting trinket or shiny object. He was just about to move on to get some food, when someone called his attention.
"You there!" one of the more shifty looking merchants said, pointing right at Naruto, "You look like you have the making of an extraordinary shinobi. I could tell the moment I laid my eyes on you that you had the makings of something great, and I have just the thing to help you."
Naruto turned his head towards the noisy man, his eye squinting in annoyance. He was about to dismiss the suspicious man, when the merchant shoved something in his face.
"This scroll," he said, continuing his sales pitch, "comes from the archive of one of the most accomplished shinobi to ever live. It is a technique on par with the infamous jutsu of your Fourth Hokage. A marvelous space-time jutsu which will make you unstoppable."
Unfortunately, some people are easily suckered in by a smooth sales pitch and mild flattery, and Naruto was just such a person. The teenage ninja left the market that day with a lighter wallet, and a scroll containing an unverified technique, heading straight for a secluded area to try it out for the first time.
In the field he chose to train, Naruto sat with his legs crossed, looking purposefully at the supposed jutsu. It wasn't long before he had the hand signs memorized, and was ready for a trial run.
Supposedly, the technique was supposed to move him seamlessly from one place to another. His fingers blurred as he sped through the hand seals, and with a surge of chakra, fell unconscious before fading out of existence.
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A distant rumble shook the sleeping blond, causing him to shift in his sleep, trying to get comfortable again. Just as he found the best position, he was jerked again by yet another miniscule quake. This time, it was enough to jar a slight bit of consciousness out of the boy, who moaned pitifully, and tried to return to the dreaming world. It was not meant to be, however, as an even bigger tremor finally brought him to.
"I swear that someone has it out for me," Naruto groaned as he sat up, folding his arms over his chest in frustration.
It was never a good thing when you woke up and had no idea where you are. Therefore, Naruto decided that getting a look around the area would be a wise thing to do.
Scanning his surroundings, it was immediately clear that something was very wrong. All around him were things like a bed, table, and dresser, but scaled for a person hundreds of feet tall.
"What the hell is going on here?" he cried in panic.
In his state of alarm, Naruto failed to notice that the tremors that had woken him had returned, and were getting bigger. It was only when he heard the loud sound of an opening door that he saw what was happening.
In the massive doorway stood a colossal young woman, wearing clothes of varying shades of blue and white. Her body had well toned muscle, and dark tan skin. Compared to her, the blond ninja was relatively a couple inches tall. Each step she took shook Naruto even more, and she was getting closer.
Not wanting to end up squashed beneath the foot of this admittedly beautiful titan, the Konoha shinobi would rather risk going through the open door, and made a mad dash for it.