You and your girlfriend are looking around the new thrift store that just opened in town. You two were always into checking out thrift stores and finding good buys.
You follow her through the aisles to the women's section, where your girlfriend approaches the hipster looking employee.
"Hey, I was hoping to find some sleepwear or lounge wear," she smiled politely at the man. Since college Lauren has been relaxing quite a bit, but never had any pajamas for lounging in, so that was the goal of our little trip today.
"Oh, you know what? Some man stopped in today with something right up your alley, they haven't even been put on the shelves," he led the two of you to the checkout counter and placed a stack of folded clothing on it, he smiled at the booth of you and whispered like he was spreading gossip, "sometimes guys bring in their ex's old clothes before they can pick them up from their apartment. Look at all these, they're in great shape!" He held up a bright blue velour hoodie.
"Oh that looks nice, sweetheart," you examine the matching blue pants. You see that the word JUICY is printed in silver sequins across the ass. You immediately start to imagine Lauren wearing the tracksuit.
Lauren did not look amused, "ugh, I'll look like a soccer mom or an off duty stripper wearing these, aren't they out of style?"
The attendant looked between the two of you, he sees that you like the look of the tracksuit, "I still see people wearing them, the hoodies are really nice for any time," He picked up a hot pink pair of velour track pants, "also, comfort neverrr goes out of style," he refolded the stack of tracksuits, there were about ten of them.
"He also brought in these, but they're kind of out of style too, if you're picky," he placed two pairs of official UGG boots, one was the typical ugg, the other was pink jacquard suede with white fur around the top. Then he put a pair of hot pink knee high furry boots that are worn to raves on the counter. There were two pairs of very sexy and shiny 6 inch high heels. He put a few miniskirts on the counter, a few very revealing dresses. One really caught your eye, a pink leapord print dress. Also a very nice fur trimmed jacket.
The attendant continued to explain, "so, this is all designer clothing, barely used. The shoes I found on eBay for about 400 a pair. But, I'll give you everything this man dropped off for one hundred. I'd rather not have to label and sort all these, you know?"
"I think it's a great deal," you took an orange pair of tracksuit pants and handed them to Lauren, "feel how soft that is,"
Lauren knows you've got a thing for things that are very soft, so you hope that she will wear these for you. You pull out your wallet in an attempt to make this happen.
Lauren touches it and grumbles, "OK, I'll go try it on," she glares daggers at you, "we don't even know if it fits,"
The attendant put all the clothing in a cart and gave us a key to the changing room.
What happens next?