"Huh?" he said intelligently. "But my birthday's not for another three months, and I joined the Titans same time you did. I don't think there's really anything else, is there?" He paused thoughtfully. "...Not unless..."
His eyes widened, and he grinned brightly, exclaiming:
"You guys got me a moped?!" with an almost adorable level of simple glee in his voice and his eyes, and all over his face.
"No!" said Starfire, still quite cheerful. "It is even better than the moped! According to friend Cyborg, you have begun the season of sneeglash-rakorfka!"
Beast Boy blinked.
"The who in the what now?"
"Sneeglash-rakorfka!" Starfire repeated, as though by doing so she could make Beast Boy understand what she meant. "It is what my people call the time when a young Tameranian goes into the... how you say... heat?"
"Eh?" said Beast Boy. "Goes into...?"
His eyes widened.
"Wait. In heat? Do you even say that for guys?!" he exclaimed, seeming to completely miss the point.
"I do not know!" declared Starfire most cheerfully, "But I have been sent here by friend Cyborg to inform you that you are to be put into the 'quarantine' until your sneeglash-rakorfka has passed!"
"What?! Why?" exclaimed Beast Boy, before frowning and more loudly yet asking, "...And how does he even know whether or not I'm gonna be going into heat?!"
"He has been doing the testing of blood from our monthly checking of the ups," replied the Tameranian beauty, seeming quite oblivious to the way she mangled the language. "And he noticed that yours had an unusually high concentration of the sexual hormones."
"Okay," said Beast Boy, stroking his imaginary beard and nodding slowly. "Sciencey-sounding mumbo jumbo. Got it." He then frowned. "But why do I have to go into quarantine?"
Starfire's eyes twinkled.
"Friend Cyborg says that because of your animal DNA, you are having a much stronger instinct than other humans!" she answered cheerfully. "And also that you are likely to be producing very potent 'pheromones', which he says would be very bad to be exposing the public to!"
Beast Boy scowled, not understanding even half of what Starfire was saying, but still getting the general idea. He crossed his arms over his chest huffing irritably.
"Great," he muttered. "So I'm gonna super horny for who knows how long, and Cy's putting me in quarantine."
He sighed.
"Please tell me he at least unblocked the good porn sites."
Starfire shook her head, still smiling quite cheerfully.
Beast Boy swore.
"I hate my life."
"Ah!" said Starfire. "But do not worry, friend Beast Boy!" she chirped. "You shall not be the only one in the quarantine!"
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