One day Michael gets a txt around lunch time from his ex-girlfriend Lilli.
“Hey I know things didn’t so well between us but would you like to get lunch and talk about it, I’m buying” she says
At first he doesn’t know what to say first off she was pretty crazy toward the end of their relationship but the message seemed civil enough and it was a free meal. So he gets dressed and heads downtown to one of their favorite places.
When he gets there he gets a table and begins looking over the menu, moments later he gets a txt saying,
“I’m here.”
He then looks up to see her walking in the door with a big smile on her face, but he cant help but notice that she has ah… put on a little weight here and there…
He then tries not to look surprised as he gets up to give her a hug.
“Hey, ah it’s good to see you.” He says
“Yeah good to see you too, you haven’t changed a bit.” She says, “Ah thanks, ah neither have you…” he says
They sit down and begin talking, you know the usual small talk stuff, and then the waitress comes to take their order. Michael orders a burger with fries while Lilli orders a salad. Which he thought was weird because he had never seen her eat a salad before.
After the waitress leaves the conversation shifts to the salad.
“Wow I never thought I’d see you eat a salad.” He says jokingly, “Yea me neither, but as im sure you’ve noticed I could stand to lose a few pounds.” She says with a sigh looking down
“Ah no you don’t you look great to me.” He says trying not to look directly into her eyes
“Oh come on you have been looking at me funny ever since I walked in.” she says, “Ah yea because I haven’t seen you in a while…” he says, “Don’t even try that Mike, and this is all your fault!” she exclaims quietly as to not draw attention from other tables, “When we broke up I was in my apartment for a month eating ice cream, and since I wasn’t working out like normal this happened!” she said gesturing down to her belly, hips, thighs and butt.
“Wow hey I’m sorry.” He says, “No, I’m sorry,” she says taking a deep breath, “It’s just frustrating because I can’t eat what I want anymore and no matter how hard I try the weight just won’t go away.”
“Oh wow, don’t worry you’ll get there.” he says, “Yea I know, but the reason I came is to give you this.” she says handing him a small box out of her purse.
“What is it?” he asks, “Nothing much, I just saw it and thought of you.” She says
As he open the box there is a blinding flash of light and when it clears he is sitting across from an unfamiliar guy smiling at him. He then notices that the seat feels softer and cushier then before, he then looks down to see that is because of his larger thighs and butt! He then turns to the window to see his reflection, he is now a woman!