It had been a rough couple of days for Batman. He had been dealing with random thugs, villains, and assassins sent for him. It all happened because of the 5 million dollar bounty someone had put on his head. He had taken care of everything thrown at him thus far, causing the number of attacks to drop significantly.
As far as tonight, he had only had one attacker. It was a small time hitman from Metropolis that he took care of without much trouble. He was currently on his way back from dropping the hitman off at GCPD, when he passed an abandoned building with a light on. Normally he wouldn't bother and just assume it was a homeless person. However, for some reason he decided to investigate.
Entering the building, he made his way down the hall inside. He passed several open doors, all of which he checked. There was nothing in any of them. The final door was shut, but he could see a light on. He opened the door and found a set of steps leading down, and he could hear voices down there. Wasting no more time, he descended the stairs to confront whoever was down there.
"Who's down here," he said, "no sudden movements...."
He didn't finish his sentence. What he saw in front of him were 2 very large men. They looked very similar, twins he assumed. The two men were massive, standing about 7 feet tall, and easily over 600 pounds each.
"Oh hey it's Batman," one of the men said, "we don't have to find him now."
"Yeah, thanks for finding us instead Batman, saves us the trouble," said the other.
"Who are you and why are you looking for me," Batman asked.
"I'm Tank and this is Bull, and we're The Crushers," Tank said.
"And we're here for the bounty Bats," said Bull.
"Just like all the other wannabe assassins and thugs after me," Batman said, " I'll take you down too."
If Batman knew anything about pro wrestling, he might know these two. They were big in the underground wrestling scene, as a dominating tag team. With that said, Batman lunged at Tank, throwing a kick at his head. However, stunning Batman, he caught his foot and threw him across the room. He managed to land on his feet and went back at Tank, letting loose a barrage of punches. All of his punches just sunk in, having no effect at all. Suddenly, he was grabbed from behind by Bull.
Bull lifts him up above his head and drops him on the floor, on his back. Wasting no time, Tank stepped on top of Batman, balancing a foot on his face and his chest. It was then that he realized neither of the men were wearing shoes. Batman somehow manages to roll out from under Tank's feet, causing the big man to fall. Out from under Tank, he turns his attention to Bull. He started throwing punches at his gut and face, showing results, until his leg is grabbed. This distraction is enough for Bull to clothesline Batman, laying him out.
With Batman down, the Crushers take their chance. Bull stands up on his chest and stomach, knocking out his air. Tank stands above his head smiling down at him.
"Looks like we win Batman," Tank said, "now take a nap."
With that, he turned around and dropped his 600+ pounds ass first onto Batman's head. Following his brother, Bull proceeded to drop his massive ass onto Batman's stomach. Seconds later and he was out, crushed unconscious under 1200+ pounds of fat.